19 September 2008

ROCK ME SEXY JESUS.

Okay, Supernatural last night...
SERIOUSLY?

SERIOUSLY!?!?

I am LESS than excited about this season if this is how it's starting. Jared, work with me, stop making your face seize in the middle of scenes. I know you're supposed to be 'angry' and 'livid' and plenty of other lovely adjectives, but none of them include 'epileptic' or 'stroke victim'. FOR REAL. And Jensen, your Jack Donahgy voice sucks and it's getting really annoying. Everytime he opens his mouth and the stupid 'Bat Voice' spills out I want to punch him. And I wouldn't even care that IF I did hit him it might damage his wonderfully beautiful mug. UGH.

SO FRUSTRATED.
...more to come when I settle down.

05 September 2008

FRAK.

So I get home today and see a FedEx box wedged between the glass and front door. "EEEEEE!" thought I, "MURDERTANK TEEEEEEEEE!"

nope.

It wasn't even for me.

I did get my new glasses today (after waiting almost two weeks, ew.), which is nice. So now I can see things, which is helpful, and I don't have to wear my old glasses/contacts. I hate my contacts. Well, my eyes hate my contacts. Whatever. I'm over it.

04 September 2008

FUCKING.

Statements that Need Fucking in Them:

1. I fucking love cereal. Especially Crispix.
2. I fucking hate ignorant radicals (from either side).
3. I hate stupid fucking drivers who cannot stay in their own lanes - THAT'S WHAT THOSE LINES ARE FOR EMMEFFERS, THEY AREN'T A SUGGESTION.
4. I fucking love Newsies.
5. I want to live across the fucking pond.

CRISTO.

Oh, I mentioned something about doing a reel time review thing of Supernatural once season 4 started? Well, whatever. What I can tell you is that it won't be on here. Nope.

I just started Supernatural Survival Guide.
And I'll do the reel times on there.
If it works.
Which it might not.
So whatever.

I need sleep.

03 September 2008

WORKIN' FOR THE MANDROID.

Does anyone else use this wallpaper?





I feel like it's some sort of illusion. Since it looks like it moves but it doesn't.
But I also might be on crack.

LIKE THE ONE IN T2.

So as of now here is my premiere schedule.

Sunday 9/7, 10pm, Entourage (HBO)
Tuesday 9/9, 9pm, Fringe (Fox)
Tuesday 9/16, 8pm, House (Fox)
Thursday 9/18, 9pm, Supernatural (CW); 10pm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX)
Monday 9/22, 9pm, Heroes (NBC) [3 hours!??!!! What, WHAT!]
Wednesday 10/1, 8pm, Pushing Dasies (ABC); 9pm, Private Practice (ABC)

I haven't decided if I'm going to watch The Office, 30 Rock, ER, or Grey's.
Apparently Thursday nights are the best nights for TV. That used to be Friday night, right? What happened to TGIF? Now all that's on on Fridays is Ghost Whisperer, WWE Smackdown, Don't Forget The Lyrics, Wife Swap, Supernanny, The Ex List, 20/20, Deal or No Deal, Life, etc. None of which sound appealing. Ugh. And I didn't even know any of that until I looked it up. It just makes me long for days when I didn't hate a majority of television.

That Wednesday schedule is a toss up. I didn't watch season 1 of either show, but apparently I have until next month to worry about it. That's enough time to watch two seasons of television. I'm lazy enough to accomplish it. Faaaanntastic. I'm thinking of a reel time Supernatural recap on here, but that will prove difficult sans laptop I think. iTunes season pass? Possibly. I think I have Mama Kash talked into DVR, so that will help too. I need DVR anyway. I never remember what day it is, so always forget to watch shit. Except House. And 24. But I don't have to worry about that until January.

The thing that has me sold on Private Practice is the cast. I just watched the Grey's episode where they introduce Addison into the Oceanside Clinic or whatever it is and I really liked them. Plus, think about it: Taye Diggs, PIZ!!! (SHIRTLESS!!!), Kate Walsh. I don't know why I like Walsh so much. Maybe it's because she studied at the Piven Theatre Workshop. Or maybe it's because she's the only female character on Grey's (besides Bailey) that doesn't make me want to impale someone after throwing an orphaned puppy I just saved from the Humane Society into traffic whilst depriving a blind person of their other senses.

Supernatural Season Three is out - yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Is Pushing Daisies? I know Private Practice is. And House Season Four.
And I need to hop onto the DVDs of It's Always Sunny. Since seasons 1 & 2 on iTunes just isn't what I thought it would be. For shame.

01 September 2008

WEEVILS WOBBLE.

Where is my MurderTank Tee?

And Goddammit if I don't love me some Stosh Piznarski.







Precious.
















Who knew I could still see him on Private Practice? Not it.

WORD.


Number Three on Pajiba's 2008 10 Most Bangalicious Celebrities: RDJ.

Let’s not kid ourselves people. Robert Downey, Jr. isn’t just on this list because,
at least until three months ago, he was the most unappreciated actor
of his generation. It’s not just because he can do drama, comedy, superhero
or the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude without
breaking a sweat. Nor is it because Robert Downey, Jr. managed to bring a C-level
superhero to A-level status. Let’s be honest with ourselves — the reason he’s here
is because you want him to say dirty, nasty, pleasant things to you before
tearing off your clothes with his teeth and fucking you on a stairwell in a
dark alley in the middle of the day. You want him to pull out his arsenal of
kink and then mingle his nicotine scent with your glistening sweat
as he has his naughty naughty way with you on a kitchen table.
And you want it over. and over. and over again. Until he breaks you.
Until you can’t feel your legs. Until you’ve lost your voice from
all the moaning.

And then you want it again.



Well said, Rowles. Well said.

Now that that's taken care of - can I just hang out with Shia LaBeouf? He looks fanfuckingtastic (as usual in my opinion) in the Eagle Eye trailer. Mmmmmmm.