WORD.

Number Three on Pajiba's 2008 10 Most Bangalicious Celebrities: RDJ.

Let’s not kid ourselves people. Robert Downey, Jr. isn’t just on this list because,
at least until three months ago, he was the most unappreciated actor
of his generation. It’s not just because he can do drama, comedy, superhero
or the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude without
breaking a sweat. Nor is it because Robert Downey, Jr. managed to bring a C-level
superhero to A-level status. Let’s be honest with ourselves — the reason he’s here
is because you want him to say dirty, nasty, pleasant things to you before
tearing off your clothes with his teeth and fucking you on a stairwell in a
dark alley in the middle of the day. You want him to pull out his arsenal of
kink and then mingle his nicotine scent with your glistening sweat
as he has his naughty naughty way with you on a kitchen table.
And you want it over. and over. and over again. Until he breaks you.
Until you can’t feel your legs. Until you’ve lost your voice from
all the moaning.

And then you want it again.

Well said, Rowles. Well said.

Now that that's taken care of - can I just hang out with Shia LaBeouf? He looks fanfuckingtastic (as usual in my opinion) in the Eagle Eye trailer. Mmmmmmm.